All sarcasm will now be followed by ba dum bum

SO I saw an old friend and she told me all the wonderful things she was doing with her life. When it came to my turn to talk I paused. This is where I should have talked about my fantastic kids and the volunteer work I have been doing. Instead I chose to say I am dating a married man with three kids. When her jaw dropped I realized she didn't get it. I then said. He is my husband. Nervous laughter quick parting of ways. It was so witty in my mind I am just not sure how it didn't translate into funny. oh well.

I have worse humor than the girls they make fun of on snl who have the npr radio station.

So to make sure that people don't misunderstand me I am going to say ba dum bum whenever I have something sarcastic to say.

So I am going to go clean my house - ba dum bum

:L