1. Mom I didn't even have breakfast today or drink water. What about cereal and strawberries for breakfast? well ya there was that. And string cheese and apples for snack. Well.... you just didn't feed me very much. What about the soup and sandwich for lunch with grape soda for dessert? And the cupcakes we made and ate when they were still really hot? Well I still don't feel like I have had anything to eat today. Graham crackers tossed to child. End scene.
2. While doing a neighborhood clean up down in the projects of hilltop tacoma Picking up garbage with a pregnant belly 3 kids and a husband wasn't the first idea I had for that evening. Well we get to one of the houses with "activity" that the neighborhood watch is trying to push out my child, who is very well intentioned, goes right up to them and says, "my mom is pregnick she has lots and LOTS of kids." Then says, "How do you have so much garbage in your yard?" End Scene.
3. Whats that smell? Boys line up I need to smell your butts someone pooped or didn't wipe good enough. End Scene.
4. My loving mother it is 8 and we should all go to bed so we can wake up and do chores for you and rub your feet. End Scene.
5. All 3 boys in the shower and I hear giggles. Bad giggles. Then I hear. Moooo-ooomm Dexter is using your toothbrush to wash his penis. End Scene.
Have you made your choice yet? If you guessed 4 you are correct.
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