What women do in the shower.

1.  Shave
2. Shampoo
3. Condition
4. Make an impossible list of things to do
5. Sing
6. Berate yourself for whatever perceived wrong that only becomes clear in the shower.
7. Rinse
8. Tell the kids to get out of the way because you are coming out.
9. Get dressed before the kids come back in with important questions like, "If methane comes from garbage dumps why aren't we using it for energy".
10. Hug the kids (not to tight that is bad)
11. get back to working on that list you can never complete.

So it takes a minimum of 10 minutes.  I live my life in dog years so it all has to be in fast forward.

Happy 2016