Treadmill Dancing

So there is a small gym at my work and I go there for my breaks and some lunches.  (thank goodness I read that again.  I wrote lynches and it did not show as a spelling error.  I do not frequent lynches.)  This is an awesome alternative when it is too cold to walk outside.  I love to be there when no one else is so i can do treadmill dancing.  What is treadmill dancing you ask?  Well it happens when your jam comes on your phone and you feel it is time to get jiggy with it.  Sigh not sure if jiggy is still a thing or how on earth to spell it but man do I ever get jiggy with it.  There are mirrors so I can watch the awesomeness that is me dance on the treadmill.  Warning: Treadmill dancing is extremely dangerous to your body and your cool points.  Do not let anyone see you doing your model walk or grape-vining to the left.  Also beware when you are watching yourself.  The coolness that is you does not always translate to the mirror.  You may look nerdy but that is because the mirror shows thing backwards.  You are honestly the coolest thing ever.

I hardly even trip.  But sometimes I get caught up in Kelly Clarkston.  Did I mention you have to listen to nerdy music for it to work the best.   What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Moral of the story is let your freak flag fly, alone, where no one can see, and there are no cameras.

Side note waling backwards on the treadmill is an advanced move and should not be attempted in fake Uggs.  You will fall and it will be ugly.

Love to you all:)